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Viewing blogs posted in February, 2009

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Popop in the movie theater

# Posted by Joel Dixon at 26/02/2009 20:30:43

My favourite television series of all time - Arrested Development - is finally expected to make the transition to the big screen as the last actor has reportedly signed on.

Michael Cera had previously let it be known that he wasn't interested in reprising his role of George Michael Bluth - and he thought fans would be behind him:

Quoting Michael Cera:
I don't think I would want to see a movie of the series if I was a fan, anyway.
I'm a huge fan of Michael Cera's work as George Michael - so I'm glad he's had a change of heart.

Production is expected to begin this year sometime. This combined with my favourite series of novels being made into a HBO drama - I'm a pretty happy fan!




Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Don't forget your booties, because it's cold out there!

# Posted by Joel Dixon at 25/02/2009 23:06:52

It's been pretty hot in Melbourne recently. Record-breaking temperatures are almost becoming commonplace and crazy 40 degree-plus days are getting annoying.

But whenever one of the super hot days happens on a weekday I will generally spend most of the work day inside shivering from the cold. I think something like the following is to blame (but without the Devil's mascot):

Sportscenter Commercial


That Iceburgh knows how to strut!




Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Left at Albuquerque?

# Posted by Joel Dixon at 24/02/2009 20:36:04

The devastation of the recent Victorian Bushfires has touched most Australians, with nearly everyone knowing someone that's lost a house or something more devastating. Driving home from the station last night was pretty scary as there was a heap of smoke in the sky around my street. I wouldn't say I'm completely out in the sticks though we do have a lot of trees and bush near our property. Thankfully the Upwey blaze that was causing the smoke wasn't nearly as close as I had feared - but it's still a cause for concern.

As I was not sure how close the fires in Upwey were to us, I did a quick Google Maps search for directions from Upwey to Montrose.


View Larger Map

As you may have noticed, Google had helpfully given me directions from Upwey, Victoria to Montrose, Houston. Just a small mistake in the destination.

Anyway, the directions are fine until I get to the top of the Northern Territory. when I'm given the following:

Kayak

I assume the kayak across the Pacific will give me the time to learn Japanese for the next few steps:

Swim

I get a brief tour of Japan before another short kayak across the Pacific and I start my road trip to Houston. The estimated travel time is only 55 days and 21 hours which might seem like a lot. But when you compare it to the 209 days and 3 hours that is estimated when you set the Google Maps travel method to "walking", it doesn't seem all that bad.

Its always fun to find an example of Google's sense of humor when using their products.

BTW - the distance between Upwey and Montrose, Victoria is only 30 minutes apart by car. Thankfully fire crews worked through the night and the Upwey fires are no longer a threat.




Friday, February 20, 2009

Postin' a blog here, boss!

# Posted by Joel Dixon at 20/02/2009 21:02:51

Early last year when Belinda and I were playing the Xbox 360 game Scene It, we were stumped by a difficult question:

Quoting Scene It:
How many eggs did Luke eat in Cool Hand Luke?
I don't remember the multiple choice answers, but it was something like 5, 10, 25 or 50. Thinking 50 was a ridiculous amount I answered 25. When the correct answer (of 50) was shown - I wondered what kind of events would have transpired in this film to convince Mr. Cool Hand to eat 50 eggs. It's only taken me a year, but I've finally watched Cool Hand Luke. I should have done it much sooner!

Firstly - it was a really good movie. I've been meaning to watch some old, iconic movies for a few years now - like Deliverance, Citizen Kane and 2001: A Space Odyssey - this has certainly encouraged my desire.

Something I like about watching old classic movies is picking up the various scenes that were referenced by shows like The Simpsons and Family Guy. There were a few of them here. I understood why somebody was "Wavin' to the pope here, boss" in an episode of Family Guy, Jasper's "That's a paddling" run on a Simpsons episode was explained and I found the source of the famous line "What we've got here is a failure to communicate". But one thing was ringing a bell when I wasn't expecting it.

In one scene there was some music in the background that seemed a little familiar - and I hummed along as if I already knew it. The music stopped suddenly so I assumed it was probably a coincidence, until it happened again. This time I put a finger on where I had heard it - the Channel 9 News theme music. Turns out the theme music News Series 2000 (hear it here) was based on the Cool Hand Luke composition - and is used by a lot of US news programs as well. Fancy that.

I wonder if any other scenes from Cool Hand Luke were copied by singer / actress. Yeah, probably not.




Thursday, February 19, 2009

Takeaway of the year?

# Posted by Joel Dixon at 19/02/2009 23:00:59
Updated by Joel Dixon at 19/02/2009 23:11:19 - typo


It's pretty hard to argue against Alex Ovechkin being one of the best pure goal scorers in the league today.

Check out this incredible takeaway, followed by a pretty nifty goal:

Ovechkin Goal



That's his 42nd goal of the year BTW. And it's mid February. Incredible.




Life Imitating Art

# Posted by Joel Dixon at 19/02/2009 21:08:54

Bell and I have been watching the semi-recent Working Dog television series The Hollowmen, a comedy set behind the scenes of the "Central Policy Unit" that aims to get the Australian Prime Minister re-elected. Extremely funny, as most Working Dog productions are, but a scene I watched tonight had me thinking.

In the episode "Military Matters" the CPU is tasked with a recruiting drive aimed at getting more of Generation Y to sign up for military service. A bit of a satirical list of things the television ad should and shouldn't contain were presented:

Quoting The Hollowmen:
Murph - Director of CPU - What images would you show?

Military Guy - Not combat.

Nick - Senior Political Advisor - You wouldn't show combat?

Military Guy - Good Lord no, I wouldn't show anything that's dangerous or life threatening. It's a real negative. The images need to show other aspects of military life.

Murph - Training?

Military Guy - No.

Murph - Barracks?

Military Guy - No ... Commradary, travel, good times.

Military Guy 2 - The meals.

Nick - People in uniform?

Military Guy - No.

Murph - You wouldn't show people in uniform?

Military Guy - Not combat uniform. T-shirts, polos, chinos, a touch rugby clobber.

Murph - We've gotta show some military images.

Military Guy - Do you...?

Murph - Tanks?

Military Guy - No.

Murph - Ships?


Military Guy - No.

Military Guy 2 - Maybe if the focus is on the water?

Military Guy - Yes, a tropical setting.

Military Guy 3 - Keep the focus on the fun.

The transcript doesn't do it justice - as most of the comedy was in Military Guy's delivery, but you get the picture. Anyway - it all seemed a little familiar to me. Check out the following television ad entitled "7 Days In The Navy":

7 Days In The Navy



Care to guess which aspects of military life they focused on?

I'm pretty sure the Hollowmen episode came after the television ad first aired. Either way - either The Hollowmen are probably pretty accurate regarding The Navy's decision making process - or The Navy doesn't understand that The Hollowmen is a comedy.




Monday, February 16, 2009

Penguins fire Michel Therrien

# Posted by Joel Dixon at 16/02/2009 22:27:18

The Pittsburgh Penguins have fired head coach Michel Therrien. Wow!

Admittedly it's not that much of a surprise, the Pens were two games away from drinking out of Lord Stanley's Cup last season - but now are five points removed from the final playoff spot. It's tough being an NHL coach. Even though the Penguins had a lot of adversity this season (a short summer, key injuries and offseason exits), Therrien is the easy scapegoat. Can't say I blame Penguin's GM Ray Shero though - this team needed something to wake them up. Unfortunately it's the coach that pays the price.

In his place, the Penguin's interim coach is Dan Bylsma, who was putting together a pretty impressive season as head coach of the "baby Pens". It all sounds a little familiar to me, Therrien was having a pretty impressive season coaching the baby Pens when he was brought in to replace a recently fired Ed Olczyk.

It's looking like the Pens aren't going to make the playoffs this season - but who knows. If the new coach sparks a similar reaction to the Senators, Gonchar and Whitney find their feet again and Crosby goes on a tear - Pittsburgh might get the double this year. I'm holding out hope




Thursday, February 12, 2009

There once was a man named Enus

# Posted by Joel Dixon at 12/02/2009 21:45:02

Randall Munroe, author of the hugely popular geek webcomic xkcd, recently posted a link to a limerick site he created - http://limerickdb.com/ (check out the top 150 for the good ones)

Some of my favourites:

Quoting BSOD Limerick:
if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, FUCK YOU");}

Quoting Meta Limerick:
There once was a [person] from [place]
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
It would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space].

The format of the site reminds me of the Quote Database, a collection of amusing IRC quotes. Must mention a personal favourite from that site:

Quoting QDB:
[Cthon98] hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
[Cthon98] ********* see!


[AzureDiamond] hunter2
[AzureDiamond] doesnt look like stars to me


[Cthon98] [AzureDiamond] *******
[Cthon98] thats what I see


[AzureDiamond] oh, really?

[Cthon98] Absolutely

[AzureDiamond] you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
[AzureDiamond] haha, does that look funny to you?


[Cthon98] lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******

[AzureDiamond] thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that

[Cthon98] yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******

[AzureDiamond] awesome!
[AzureDiamond] wait, how do you know my pw?


[Cthon98] er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw

[AzureDiamond] oh, ok.

While looking into Randall Munroe's wiki page - I found a few other useful sites I didn't know about:

I've really gotten soft since we got kitties - the cutest one was by far my favourite. Probably why I love lolcats so much - cute kitties with funny captions. Bliss!

Lolcat





Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Malkin me giggle

# Posted by Joel Dixon at 11/02/2009 19:30:29

A Penguin blog that I subscribe to reported on a recent interview with the NHL's leading scorer and Penguin's powerhouse Evgeni Malkin. As the interview was conducted in Russian, Malkin gives some pretty thorough answers on a range of questions regarding his season, the All Star game and the league's perception of Sidney Crosby.

What struck me most about the interview was Malkin's apparent honesty, and a few jokes he threw in. Some of my favourites:

Quoting Malkin Interview:

Today's game against Detroit Red Wings was a repeat of the Stanley Cup final...

By 'repeat' you mean that we lost again? Or our game hasn't changed in a year? [Malkin joked]

...

I heard that during the second intermission of your game against the Tampa Bay Lightning you were trying to motivate your team by offering $1,000 to win the game ...

Wow! Who gave me up? (Laughing) How did this information spread? This only happened in the locker room behind closed doors.

You can forgive the source.

Yes, it was true. I became $1,000 poorer, to be honest, and the guys started running [on the ice]. But I scored the winning goal, and I am now regretting it (Malkin joked). But money is not important, because other guys also put their money. What is important is that we won that game and that game gave us a lot of confidence. Maybe my money cheered the guys up a little bit? But I also tried to help with my play on the ice.

...

That truce with Alexander Ovechkin of the Washington Capitals at the All Star game in Montreal is historic now...

Really? Will it be in history books now? Maybe now everyone around the world will make peace? Maybe the NHL and the Russian Hockey Federation will finally sign the transfer agreement now?

Was Kovalchuk instrumental in getting you and Ovechkin back on good terms during All-Star Weekend in Montreal? What role did he play, and why did you and Alex decide to end your feud?

We just finally got a chance to get together at the same time, to go out, to have dinner and to talk about everything. Until then we only spoke on the phone and a good opportunity to talk just wasn't there until the all-star game. Kovalchuk helped by stating his own opinion about our situation. We also spoke to each other candidly. We both realized that feuding didn't do any of us any good, we played together on the same team [for Russia] so many times.

I had a chance to speak with Ovechkin about it and he said almost exactly the same thing...

We just have an agreement with him to say the same things! (Laughs)

...

Who do you think has better goal celebrations, you or Ovechkin?

I think Ovechkin does. No one jumps like him! I do jump on the glass sometimes, but he jumps higher! His legs are stronger!

Who will have more points at the end of their career: You or Ovechkin?

I think it will be me of course! Why should it be him? He'll get more goals, but I will beat him with assists!

Sure - he's got nothing on this YouTube video entitled "Funny Cats" but it's good to see him relaxed and jovial with the interviewer. Nothing conclusive I know, but it seems the initial rumors that Malkin's attitude was going to be a problem are looking pretty baseless now.




Saturday, February 07, 2009

Banana Berry Breeze

# Posted by Joel Dixon at 07/02/2009 12:10:33

Over Christmas Boose Juice added a Christmas themed beverage that caught my eye due to it's special ingredient. Guava.

I've mentioned my love of guava before - so I immediately bought this new fruit concoction. It wasn't too bad but wasn't the best use of guava in a boost juice in my opinion.

So the next day I asked for a mix of my own design: banana, strawberry and guava (with ice and the yogurt stuff they use). Yum! I had the mix a few more times before my time off over Christmas - and figured that when the Christmas drink was gone the guava ingredient would be gone too.

Imagine my surprise (and delight) when I saw the following poster the other day:

Banana Berry Breeze
Banana Berry Breeze - Banana, Strawberry and Guava

They stole my idea! I'm not upset though - as I'm sure no-one would have thought to combine strawberry, banana and guava without my input.

Enjoy. You're welcome.





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